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[mimi_sardinia]

After watching another parody fansub I have this insane desire to make my own set - one where everyone is talking about nothing but sex.


So I got the idea about the point where Vincent rescues Cloud - more specifically I got this crazy idea that Vincent was doing the magic cape trick as cover for the fact that he was giving Cloud a quickie.
This extended into the conversation afterwards with Cloud saying something about it being fun and asking Vincent if they could do it again but Vincent saying not yet because while he may look 27 he's really close on 60 so he doesn't have Cloud's recovery time.

There's other ideas, like Kadaj wanting Jenova because he's a incestous little freak who has this idea that Jenny will teach him how to be a seme, that Cloud doesn't like Sephiroth anymore because Seph is the ULTIMATE seme and Cloud got sick of being a uke (and Vincent lets him top most of the time), Yazoo and Loz believing the monument is Reno and Rude's secret love nest, Yuffie's materia being sex toys, the Ancient Capital scene an attempt by the SHM to hold a shota/loli orgy, Red's one speaking part him asking if Cloud doesn't want Tifa whether he can have her instead...

Yeah, insane shit like that.


So, anyone think I should go ahead with it?

Comments

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Have Cloud's 'I don't think I can save anyone...' monologue rewritten so that he's moaning about always being reduced to a twelve-year-old girl in yaoi....

'I think...I want to keep at least some of my muscles. Yeah. After all, I'm not really THAT short.'

(Is reminded on a commentthread on jen0va99's Lj about Sephiroth's magical seme pheremones (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jen0va99/338396.html?thread=1733084#t1733084))

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Is that the monologue when he's replanting Zack's sword?

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

No, it's the monologue when Tifa's telling him to GROW UP FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. Now that does make a good point, maybe he's angsting about whether he can be a seme at that point... the doujinshi point would be easy to fit in there.


So far I've changed part of the C/V scene, the Crater scene at the start and a few random lines in other places. Not much, really.