mimi_sardinia / My tweets

Mon, 01:05: Ugh. Post-food sleepies. It'll pass.
Mon, 03:12: Somehoww I think Oraania takes to heart the stuff in my Pink concert videos about dancing like an idiot.
Mon, 03:26: I have 'The Hobbit' on. Orin is pulling faces at old!Bilbo.
Mon, 03:27: O: Arky Arky Narky stone!
Mon, 03:27: O: Dorkuil!
Mon, 03:28: M: Why do I need to facepalm so much?
Mon, 03:28: K: Because she's your mother.
Mon, 03:29: O: THORINNY!
Mon, 03:31: O: Narky bye-bye.
Mon, 03:32: O: Elves. *Nods seriously* ~Very~ helpful.

Mon, 03:45: O: It's got a a fruity bouquet.
Mon, 03:48: O: No one ever wonders if plates "over a hundred years old" sounds cheap and nasty to Dwarves.
Mon, 03:49: O: Lost his way in the Shire. Hobbits are sneaky like that.
Mon, 03:49: O: I like swords. Snicker-snack.
Mon, 03:51: O: JACKSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 03:52: O: Ori wants to shove his dwarvish iron up a dragon's JACKSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 03:54: O: I want a Fíli plushie.
Mon, 03:55: O: Good of them to include funeral arrangements.
Mon, 03:57: O: Gandalf is unfair! Doilies are VERY IMPORTANT!
Mon, 03:59: O: I wanna boop Thorinny's nose.

Mon, 04:00: O: Thorinny's nose should be King Under the Mountain. All Hail King Nose!
Mon, 04:01: O: *Hums*
Mon, 04:02: O: Wakey wakey Mister BOGGINS!
Mon, 04:03: O: RUN BILBO, RUN!
Mon, 04:04: O: Gotta stay with King Nose.
Mon, 04:05: O: The Company of King Nose.
Mon, 04:05: RT @EmrgencyKittens: My life motto. http://t.co/awJWqqgahN
Mon, 04:05: O: They bet the doilies would win.
Mon, 04:23: O: I like Radagast. He reminds me of Daddy.
Mon, 04:24: Brii: Radagast is nothing like Father.

Mon, 04:47: O: Trollerond.
Mon, 04:50: O: See, he goes inviting people to dinner in a language they don't know. Troll of Imladris.
Mon, 04:50: O: And the tone of voice is all "You cute little buggers, I laugh at you."
Mon, 04:51: O: That flute player is a troll too.
Mon, 04:55: O: Great idea! Go talk loudly about what you're going to do right in front of the Elf you don't want to know about it!
Mon, 04:58: O: Revenge against the Trollerond - destroy his furniture.
Mon, 04:58: O: Galadriel - creepy Elf lady is creepy.
Mon, 04:59: O: Saruman;s beard needs yoinking.
Mon, 05:03: O: Saruman is just unhappy because Radagast keeps all the *good* mushrooms to himself.
Mon, 05:04: O: Creeperiel is a creeper. A MARRIED creeper who creeps on Gandalf. It's a match made in Valinor.

Mon, 05:04: O: Yes BOGGINS, King Nose and the Oakenbranch has commanded.
Mon, 05:05: O: Creeper creeper Creeperiel.
Mon, 05:07: O: Dwarveses go walkies!
Mon, 05:08: O: Your own fault for walking into a Stone Giant rugby game.
Mon, 05:09: O: Fili and Kili are a sweet lovely couple who can't live without each other.
Mon, 05:10: O: Two Kilis.
Mon, 05:11: O: King Nose and the Oakenbranch are heros who save BOGGINSes. And the be mean.
Mon, 05:12: O: I blame Torinny. He's always getting King Nose's #majesty down.
Mon, 05:12: O: THE SAND! THE SAND! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE SAND!
Mon, 05:13: O: *Thorinny. I don't wanna insult any Torinnies.

Mon, 05:13: O: BOGGINS GO HOME!
Mon, 05:14: O: King Nose and the Oakenbranch are telling Thorinny he's a moron for hurting their BOGGINS.
Mon, 05:17: O: Swordy-sword go ring-ding-ding aaaaall the way down!
Mon, 05:18: O: The Goblin King needs a throat lozenge.
Mon, 05:20: O: Orcrist - the third of an epic trio.
Mon, 05:22: O: Gollum needs a throat lozenge too.
Mon, 05:22: O: And he's a virtuoso singer.
Mon, 05:25: O: Smeagol needs a jigsaw.
Mon, 05:30: O: Nine.
Mon, 05:30: O: BOGGINSes is stuck!

Mon, 05:30: O: Also, Gollum is a creeper too.
Mon, 05:33: O: ~Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed! I had a little drink just an hour ago and it went straight to my head!~
Mon, 05:34: O: Gollum is a creeper for the Ring.
Mon, 05:45: O: King Nose, Orcrist and the Oakenbranch - Perfect Threesome.
Mon, 05:45: O: Killi-Kili-Kithy dropped his pet rock.
Mon, 05:47: O: When you look at it from Gollum's POV, BOGGINS is a meany meany meanerson. Who means. He stole Gollum's bestest friend.
Mon, 05:48: O: And he *worked out* that the Ring-a-ding was Gollum's best friend and *DIDN'T GIVE IT BACK*.
Mon, 05:49: O: But then Gollum is a creeper and the Ring probably thought BOGGINS looked nicer.
Mon, 05:50: O: Orcs are kings of Wilhelm Screams.
Mon, 05:51: O: That impressive march to attack Azzy-ogg wasn't Thorinny, it was King Nose, Orcrist and the Oakenbranch.

Mon, 05:52: O: Thorinny was the one who took the hit though.
Mon, 05:55: O: And then BOGGINS saves Thorinny's life.
Mon, 05:55: O: And Eagles come and break up the fight.
Mon, 05:57: O: Eagles are such fun-spoilers.
Mon, 05:58: O: Fili, show too much of a crush on Thorinny, you might make Kili sad.
Mon, 05:59: O: Gandalf booped King Nose to wake him (and Thorinny) up.
Mon, 06:00: O: And everyone ships Thorinny and BOGGINS.
Mon, 06:00: O: Or at least Bifur does, because Bifur is smart.
Mon, 06:01: O: Oin sees through his ears.
Mon, 06:02: O: To BOGGINS - It's not getting any better.

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