Meme - Gacked from firefly99

[mimi_sardinia]

Write a list of twelve characters, numbered one to twelve. Then answer these questions. Do NOT check behind the cut until you've written your own list!

1. Cloud
2. Barret
3. Reno
4. Nanaki
5. Rufus
6. Rude
7. Vincent
8. Cid
9. Sephiroth
10. Kadaj
11. Yazoo
12. Loz



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rude/Yazoo? No, though it sounds... curious.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nanaki? Well when it comes to my small beastiality kink he's not bad - he's an inteligent animal thankfully, which goes far in my book when it comes to beastiality.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Yazoo gets Cid pregnant.

Cid would swear a blue streak a mile wide and start going on about how it proves that there's something very unnatural about Yazoo.
Yazoo would probably be surprised but not show it.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Can I? *Snerk* Practically every fic he appears in on my FF.net favourites list plus ALHR and Irony of Fate which are not located on FF.net.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe if Barret held no serious grudge about Rude being a Turk.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Both actually, though it depends on what time period you're thinking of. I could see some sort of Rufus/Seph pre-Nibelheim and Rufus/Kadaj is all too easy to see mid-AC.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Vincent walks in on Barret and Loz doing the dirty.

Vince would take one look, wish he hadn't, and walk right back out again.
Barret would be embarrassed and try to cover it with his usual tough-guy bluster.
Loz would either laugh or bawl his eyes out.

Summarize a fic involving Three/ten.
Kadaj catches Reno unware and decides to toy with him. Warnings: Non-con.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If there is, I'd be curious enough to read it just for the oddity.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Sympathy for the Enemy.

(Not great, I can actually think of a summary more easily.)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Cloud is tired of Tifa's expectations and takes some time out in Cosmo Canyon.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Sure, I'm pretty damn sure quite a few do, though the only two I can name off teh top of my head are nashidesei and redjediknight.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I am pretty sure I have seen art by nashidesei of Yazoo, I know she' written him and I'm pretty damn sure she's not the only one.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Barret/Nanaki/Rufus.
Yipe! I doubt it!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
AHHH! YAZOO!

(Yep, uncreative.)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
My Way - Limp Biskit.

Dunno why, seems fitting.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Cloud/Rude/Loz O.O

Yaoi, non-con, hurt/comfort

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
XP Don't know! Barret/Kadaj is a bit brain-breaky to me!