My tweets

• Sat, 18:15: RT @RoyalTheoden: "I don't like Lord of the Rings." http://t.co/sdAw4cISQc
• Sat, 18:59: I has a bitty sword. I got it from Big 'Mir.
• Sat, 19:00: I think my OTP should be called Kílimir. I wonder if Valandhir will agree?
• Sat, 19:04: Why the fuck am I getting text messages from an RSL with Grey's name on them? Grey lives in Sydney for Eru's sake!
• Sat, 20:56: http://t.co/EdOapw3Uxz Sometimes 'Mir just has to pick Kíli up & carry him out of trouble. Lego!Kíli is unhelpful most of the time.
• Sat, 20:57: I took a good look at 'Mir's weapons. The packaging bands were old and cloudy. The shield is damn awkward.
• Sun, 00:25: Oops, I farted.
• Sun, 00:38: I look at my hair and wonder how I will feel when it has enough grey in it to actually see.
• Sun, 02:31: RT @Know: A scientist who would weigh people immediately before and after death concluded that the human soul weighs 21 grams.