Insane Ideas from the Group Mind

One of my DF headmates is Fanon. He's a side effect of the tendency for people to make RP characters out of concepts, like the punction, the countries, food and anything else that comes to mind.

Someone on DF is having problems with their pup vanishing on them and made a spam call which resulted somewhere in the thread by all my headmates with Fanon coming up with this:

*Eats a Tim Tam and starts on a new theory about Jenova being a sorceress who also happened to be Ultemacia's mother before she took off into space and eventually ended up on Gaea making the lives of the Cetra hell.*

*Thinks this could be a good basis for a KH AU where Riku finds out he's a sorceror and decides he wants Sora as his knight because everyone knows Riku is Sephiroth's son so he's kinda the grandson of a sorceress!*

I did inform him he'd likely get two swords and a bullet for that one, though I might be understating the matter because I think he'd also get two gunblades and a machinegun too.

Proof that Fanon is scary.